Sometimes, you want to do away with all that mush that surrounds you on a daily basis and maybe find respite in not-so-romantic things because you know- all your friends and their friends and their friends are either getting too romantic or in a new relationship or getting married! Especially, if you're going through a bad break up or a heartbreak.
You can either scoff their committed life and not give a damn or if you're really sick and tired of being reminded that nothing exists if you're not in a loving relationship, you can watch these movies to remind you how not being in a romantic relationship is the wisest decision you've ever taken!
Here are ten of the most unromantic movies you'll ever find in the cinematic world!
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It's really a 'let's not live happily ever after tale' between a husband and a wife and truly teaches you to never rely on or trust anyone! Ben Affleck's wife goes 'missing' one day for him to find out she's planned her own 'death'. Why does she do it? Well, because she doesn't really like him I suppose. Although she does come back but they're still not happy. A great movie to watch for not so happy endings!
If you really want to see the wrath of a woman, this movie is quite awesome for that. Shahid falls madly in love with Kareena, who happily leads him on. The truth though is, she already has a boyfriend, (played by Fardeen Khan), who she hatches an evil plan with to get Shahid stuck in an uneasy, inescapable situation. At the end of it Shahid does say 'f*** love'.
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Well, basically this movie will teach you to never trust a smoking hot woman! It's about Sharon Stone's obsession with sex and murder and Michael Douglas falling flat for her, only to be betrayed. It's a classic for 'I never wanna fall for a hot lass, in my life '.
Pyaar Tune Kya Kiya
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It's a typical case of a psychotic stalker who tries to destroy someone's life in the name of love! Fardeen Khan, a photographer, flirts around with model Urmila Matondkar and leads her on to believe they have something special going on. Only that he feels it's a good friendship and she feels it's a relationship. When she finds out he's married, hell breaks loose! PS: It's a good watch if you're leading someone on already. You'll probably stop doing that!
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If you're scared to get into a relationship because you can't stand infidelity, this movie will definitely reassure your faith in it even more, so you never get into a relationship. What's worse? It will teach you all about taking revenge from your girlfriend/wife's lover...by killing him. Well, that's what Richard Gere did when Diane Lane cheated on him with Olivier Martinez.
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A very different unromantic-romantic story, which will make your heart bleed and give you at least one sleepless night, if not two. You have obviously seen the movie with all its passion and heartbreak by now, haven't you? And it has taken you no time to agree upon how actual love stories do pan out? and that love isn't really your thing? because you know- there are no happy endings ever!
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This one tells us that no two people are perfect and even if you think they're happy together, they're probably not! For all of you who cringe at all the PDA your couple friends show, there is always something hidden and things can just fall apart. So, don't fret! The movie also focuses on the couple's individual insecurities and that will lead you to think-who wants to deal with that??.
Ek Haseena Thi
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If you ever screw a woman over, remember she will screw you back threefold! Well, this is exactly what this movie is about. Urmila falls in love with Saif and he frames her in a drug scandal. And boy does she come back and screw his life over! Maybe, stay away from commitment or falling in love or even screwing a woman over?
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Firstly, the movie will scare the sh** out of you because a man literally falls in love with an operating system called Samantha. Secondly, it will seriously weird you out because the operating system breaks his heart. I mean, imagine even an OS's can betray you, leave alone 'real people'. Yeah, watch Joaquin Phoenix fall in love with his personal OS Scarlett Johansson, to get the biggest reality check of your life!
Love, Sex Aur Dhoka
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Well, the movie unravels precisely in that order and basically has a lot of revenge, heart break, and betrayal in it. Enough to keep you off relationships for a good while! So if you're ever contemplating asking a girl out for a serious one but you're really not sure about doing so, just watch this movie and your decision will be sorted! No kidding!
So, there we have it. 10 most unromantic movies to hit from Hollywood and Bollywood and leave a mark on the very fabric of your relentless 'unromantic' nature! In case you want to purge your heart out after spending a good amount of time around your couple friends, come back home and do so, by watching these jaded, unromantic flicks.